The doomed vehicle:

1975 Plymouth Valiant
225 slant six
Girlfriend at the time thought it was to "uncool" to drive.
Should have dumped the girlfriend,not the car.
The thought of ripping through the woods shitfaced,would make anyone this happy... right?
Yep,backing into more stuff .This time a Datsun,almost rolling it over
This time backing into a.........uummm.....WTF is it?
Uh-oh better get Macco
Dead from a broken alternator belt.
The next day...
Quite a brutal scene.If someone had'nt taken the carb,distributor and wires,a jump start and more beer would be all we would need to continue "enjoying mother nature....?"